#9: Giving Orgasms Away for Free?!

This is possibly one of the most entertaining exchanges I’ve had with anyone so far. I’m not sure what to call this guy yet… There are some cringe-worthy moments, spelling errors, grammar errors, typos, the use of the term ‘Fatties’, how I purposefully skirted the use of the term ‘Fatties’, the interchangeability of butt and but, etc. But(t) before you judge me, please keep in mind that I am currently not looking for a relationship, just sexual enlightenment, and I am hoping that can come from a most unlikely source.

His profile:

I’m a simple man with simple needs, I need a girl that can make me laugh. I like mountains, nice butts, ice cream, coffee, photography and dogs. Message me if you want to know more.

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PS. Sorry for all the size changes, it took me FOREVER to figure out how to get these messages up in the first place. They will be nicer to read next time.

PPS. We’ve been on two dates, more on that later…

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