By Midwestern Artist standards, I am EXTREMELY ATHLETIC and ADVENTUROUS. By Mountain standards, I am an uncoordinated nerd.
“Most people don’t believe me but I’m actually an orgasm donor.”
So CARLITO… AGAIN. It was nice to see him actually. We grabbed a shitty dinner at a shitty diner down the street and went back to my hotel room for tequila and hopefully a lot of sex.
I really wish I would like new sexy things, not WEIRD BUTT STUFF, but hey that’s life.